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The sound of four idiots goofing off.

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released December 22, 2013

All "music" by Genreal Mymbloe, Dave!, JackTHerbert, The Weeaboo Yiff Queen

Artwork by Louise Weird, Dave!, JackTHerbert, General Mumble, General's Mum

Dave!: www.youtube.com/user/b3tard
JackTHerbert: www.youtube.com/user/Qemdoulum
Louise Weird/The Weeaboo Yiff Queen: louiseweird.tumblr.com
Genreal Mymbloe: www.youtube.com/user/poowis

Recorded at the BBC Gaydiophonics

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Mumble Etc. UK

Hello. I am British.

When not preparing tea, I'm running the Mumble Etc. project - a kind of one-man record label. All the artists featured here are characters in my head that make the music in my head.

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Track Name: SANTA'S GOT HIS DICK OUT
Ding dong merrily on high
Santa's got his dick out

It's giving children a fright
Because it's a Brussels sprout

He'll unload his sack into your eye
and then you will be weeping

Skullfucking you 'til you die
Then you will be seeping

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Santa's got his dick out
Track Name: FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
etc.
Track Name: FUCKING THE FUCKING FUCKERS
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
etc.
Track Name: JUMPING ALL OVER THE TURD
Hardcore hardcore
Do a poo on the floor
Hardcore hardcore
Forward, spaghetti and lactate

Eat gas
Bum my ass
Gotta go fast
You shall not pass

Delete aowudhfigufhaosdiufhsdt fuck

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

Frickedy frack
Bumbaclat
Fuck my bum with Blu-Tac

Daddy beat me with a hammer
Fuck the police
Sexy hammer

Tits McGee
Shibbidy Dee
Lesbians can explode with wee

Finger, finger
JackTHerbert
Do a line of sherbert

Freedom fighter
Poo igniter
Nail biter
Fuck a lighter

Eat the queen
Touch my bean
Fuck a donut
Kick a dildoidafoijrawrtgthdgfsgo

Eat the queen
Touch my bean
Fuck a donut
Kick a dildo

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

Shit the bed
Lick my head
Fart a dick
Levitate
Masturbate
Eat my dad
Punch wee wee
Windows has closed due to an unexpected error

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

A-B-C-D
1-2-3-Key
V-A-G oh baby
Selotape my gravy

Fuck shit arse Sainsbury's
There's nothing that rhymes with Sainsbury's
Tesco Tesco, (what, what is that?)
"Litvenyenko"

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
Track Name: MILKY CHRISTMAS
You better not shout
You better not cry
Santa Claus is coming
To fuck your dad

He sees you when you're creaming
He knows when you Lactate
He knows when your milk's bad or good
So lactate

Lactate
Lactate
Lactation oh lactate
lactace
awolidfla
latalcea
calitelalca
latalciatlei
claitelitalice
lactation
lactate all over me oh
oh
lactiaotian
alcialtin
Lactate
Track Name: WELCOME 2 MI BUMHOLE
vagina
penises
penises
Track Name: GLAZE AND IPIE'S THUNDER CHUNDER
Combine 'arvester
Combine 'arvester
*car noises*

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
etc.

Right, I can't play the bagpipes any more
So here's an obligatory key change
Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!
Track Name: STEAMY GANDALF
I can't keep track of what the fuck the dude is saying in this
"can you feel the steam?"
Track Name: DAVE AND LOUISE POOING IN THE SHOWER
Dave: Mumbum?
Mumbum: wot
Dave: where are the towels?
Mumbum: above the toilet

above the toilet

above the toilet

above the toilet

Jack: dave and louise are in the shower
they're not doing things you want them to be doing
Track Name: HOES HOES HOES IS ALL I CAN SEE
Yo yo yo, this is Off The Hook Jamaican with my main man Ugly Jimmy Jamma, big up Secret Daddy this is Hoes Hoes Hoes is all I can see yeah

Innit bruv

Hop seven beasts in the trenches
Fuck them other bitches
Freak-nasty bitch that's always swallowin'
Through metal detectors no one's followin'

I don't know man I was bangin' 7-gram rocks and finishin' 'em
because that's how I roll I have one speed I have one gear-
go

Molar foaming but he hold his own wound
I can't hear you, ya'll in the background
I been watchin' you, watchin' me
Hoes, hoes, hoes is all I can see

If I had half-a-crown a day,
At night I go on board and say
His wife could eat no lean,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Behind the back you pop shit
So yo, tone it down a bit (thank you!)
And get shot over knots to clock
And these fake thugs get outlined in chalk

If all these pretty ills shall change thy good,
And, lo, there falls into thy boundless flood
When in the least of them my life hath end.
Uttering bare truth, as the foes commend.

Gals with chunky tails, lookin' like something swell
Fiddle with a spell until my grandma fell
Please don't make the straps too snug
And after the night was over she'd be dug

Shout outs to all my furries
I want to thank my kids
I hope my mummy accepts me now

Shout outs to David Cameron the king of the greatest country in Estonia
Big ups to the Queen her pussy game is massive
Respect to the chicken that is finger-lickin'

Shout outs to Cards Against Humanity
Westlife
The toilet
All people

Big up to Morgan Freeman for inventing rap
"poop" - Morgan Freeman

Yeah